February 2012
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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R.I.P. to all the virginities that will be lost on...
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January 2012
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When I'm working as a phone operator...
occasionally I get bored and when I’m giving people directions I say ridiculous things like “just turn down the alley that looks kinda creepy, but it’s really not that creepy.” Really makes you want to see Blue Man Group, right?